Springtime for CMA

CMA have announced their “Blissful Empowerment Tour” with an opening teleseminar on April 30th priced $99. Registration for ‘Silver’ and ‘Gold’ tour passes is open and likely priced at thousands of $ as in previous years. I expect the format of this “tour” to be entirely online audio streams like 2020.

masterangels.org home page

Events were once announced and extensively promoted with unrestrained joy but none of CMA’s social media pages has mentioned any of it. A sure sign of CMA closing ranks and eventual decline.

I imagine only existing CMA members or newbies privately introduced are expected to attend these new events.

Christopher Hartnett’s big mistake was to formalize CMA and take it online. If instead it was kept on the downlow and local, Hartnett’s pushing of MJD might have remained on the fringes of transcendental meditation. But Hartnett, obsessed with going global, couldn’t resist using the Internet to help build a new imagined empire for MJD, to make CMA global virtually if not in the real world too. But Hartnett didn’t realize the Internet doesn’t behave like an unpaid promotions team or yes man. Nor is it the same Internet as in Hartnett’s younger years when to have a voice required traceable website ownership and a domain name purchase. Lies and scams get called out, by anyone anywhere.

https://masterangels.org/product/20210430-t-event-bj3manxar4o9z/

Here’s the mumbo-jumbo description for the April 30th teleseminar:

Each TeleSeminar is a way to get the latest unique insights from an Angelic perspective. Our guest speakers share the latest developments and spiritual concerns for our global audience. Registration includes a private online link to the event until four weeks after the tour.

Healing starts the moment registration is completed and continues powerfully at the event itself. Faith is what bridges the gap between a person’s karmic debt and their opportunity to be healed. During this event, participants receive powerful healings on multiple levels of mind, body, and spirit. Many issues are addressed during the group healing at the deepest “root” levels.

Each event is designed to impart a new level of perspective on and awareness of your energetic structures and their impact on your spiritual and physical health and well-being. Powerful healings on multiple levels of mind, body, and spirit are transmitted throughout the event, culminating in an extra-powerful group healing at the end.

If the new teleseminar and “tour” are anything like all their previous events they’ll consist merely of utter nonsense, self aggrandisement, baseless claims, interminable spiel, quack health advice, and other ramblings from the narcissistic charlatans Christopher Hartnett and “Master John Douglas”.

Simply stated in CMA’s own words, the tour will be of no benefit whatsoever.

My blog has lots of clips and analysis of previous teleseminars for those in any doubt.

There’s no explicit mention of MJD in the new event description. This is expected these days, an attempt to remove him and his troublesome presence from public gaze and critique. CMA continue to circle the wagons around him even as he holds sway over the entire operation.

Just so no-one forgets MJD and the absurdity he says and does, here’s another clip from the 2015 workshop video deleted from CMA’s YouTube. It comes just after he’s performed a “blessing” similiar to that seen in my previous clip.

2015 workshop with MJD, unknown location

You had for a moment the attention of all of the unknown celestial realm on your spirit. Something from every one of God’s creation came into you and its intelligence is now within you.

And for the reason of the following process you received that. We’ll do our general healing then I’ll be happy to be torturted by you for five minutes. But the next process for our new people whether you’re spiritual or not you’ll feel a difference.

To put it very simply, we’re going to allow the power of your soul to enter you to a level where it shouldn’t. Where you don’t deserve it to.

But we will restructure your energies down here to allow the soul to wipe your mind, emotions, and physiology of anything that is not corresponding to peace.

If I measure the new people [performs jerky arm & hand movements] especially after that blessing that’s a little higher than normal you have 40% peace in the mind, 10% peace in the mind, 30% peace. Your worries and stresses and agitations; neurotransmitters; thoughts; thoughts; emotions; tremor; look at her and look at him, what a bitch, I can’t [imitates babbling]; look at my pants today; look at my hair today; look at her, I hate her, what a bitch!

That’s all we do all day, right?

Look at that bitch in the lift!

That’s all we do.

MJD

Lest anyone mistake this post as promotion, I’ll clearly state:

I strongly discourage anybody from sending a single cent to CMA or taking part in the “Blissful Empowerment Tour” in any capacity. A fool and his or her money are soon parted.

Master John Douglas: Of No Benefit Whatsoever

Despite MJD’s name hastily disappearing from new CMA output, he remains mentioned in several places on the masterangels.org website. At the same time sneaky edits have been made to remove his name in key places, trying to cover their backs from legal entanglements. These unannounced edits have caused fundamental contradictions in current CMA site content, notably the Elite Development pages, and the supposed “divine truth” and “knowledge” expressed prior.

I’ve already shown MJD’s removal from the ‘invitation’ page for his own Elite Development course. Another example occurs in the “Additional Terms” section of the course application form : it now also removes his name and deletes the part about paying $10,000+ for the 4-day course. The same $10,000 course that CMA Chairman and founder Christopher Hartnett can’t comprehend why people are concerned about the cost.

The 2020 form for Elite application is on Internet Archive

How unprofessional of MJD the “consummate Master Healer” (CMA’s words) to no longer “remotely and silenty check in with participants”! Of course the truth is he never did because he can’t. And because the Master Angels do not exist, no-one will be “preparing” or “checking in” with participants at all.

However, the outrageous “Disclaimer and Personal Information” section of the same Elite application form does retain MJD’s name:

There are so many eyebrow-raising clauses I don’t know where to begin. It lies about every claim CMA and MJD have ever made about MJD’s abilities and his powers to heal. How could anyone read this disclaimer and still want to attend the course or have anything to do with them?

Who will be interested in attending the 2021 Elite Development courses except the most hardcore of MJD devotees – loyalists heavily invested for years and unable to entertain an iota of uncertainty about the truth of his invented doctrines, false superpowers and his identity. The kind of people who could read my entire blog and think “this changes nothing for me.”

CMA Facebook 18 March 2020

Anyone who thinks MJD and his associates “have not represented themselves in any way as possessing any medical expertise or medical training” and “no representations … have been made to me by Master Spiritual Teacher John Douglas or his associates as to the benefits … of attending any knowledge course, training, workshop seminar and the like” must have been born yesterday. My blog and the Internet are full of evidence to the contrary.

How does the disclaimer make sense legally or ethically when it says “Master Teacher John Douglas and his associates … have not prescribed, diagnosed, treated or recommended any particular treatment or medication or substance for me” but the very same application form asks “Please list any supplements you take recommended by John Douglas” :

Another baffling part of the Elite application disclaimer is “I attend such events of my own free will with no expectation of any health, spiritual or other personal benefits whatsoever.” If a person can say they have no expectation of benefits whatsoever, why are they applying for the course? Why would they pay $10,000+ to attend? Why would the course exist? How does it make sense with the long list of benefits listed on the Elite Invitation page, and indeed on the very same application form it says “Much of this application process is for your benefit …”?

Benefits of the Elite Development course as advertised

Note especially “the healings and transformations will be done”.

MJD personally championing the benefits of Elite training:

“Access to a secret society of secret knowledge”, CMA newsletter August 2020

And who can forget MJD’s insane “proof of God” claim:

30 October 2020 teleseminar

Our group and my elites have seen proof of God and have seen the reality of God and have seen the evidence of God and have seen the scientific proof of God. It’s no longer a notion. They know.

Master John Douglas

Another clip from same 30 October 2020 teleseminar of MJD advancing the benefits, knowledge and capabilities of CMA’s courses and learned abilities:

We have the gift in nature to kill infections. We have the gift in nature to find the infections, to discern them, to see them. And our Elite initiates also have a level of this blessing to look after their own selves and their own families.

I’ll just give you an example. Maybe you realised this in the last few weeks, but in the United States and eventually it came over Australia there was an airborne infection that created a (cough) instant reaction of neck and shoulder pain. And many people were using Silent Faith Remotes and a lot of the Elites were working with this and people I know and people I was in contact with were suffering this, all of a sudden you just pick up this airborne pathogen and it just creates this sharp and stiff pain in the shoulders and neck and this is what happens. A virus literally comes in and lives and attacks your spinal cord and the peripheral nerves around the spinal branches … and it creates stiffness and pain and it was very acute, quick, as soon as you got it you knew it. So it was in the air and it was coming into people and it was something nobody would know about.

When you kill the virus the pain disappeared. And this is the sort of thing we deal with. This is the sort of truth we reveal to you.

Master John Douglas

Airborne infection that created a instant reaction of neck and shoulder pain“? What on Earth is he talking about? At first I thought he meant Coronavirus but appears he’s got something else in mind. He says Elites can heal it, whatever it is, explicitly detailing an expected benefit to attendees of Elite Development teaching. And just like his claims to kill Coronavirus it’s again nonsense from his mouth.

What legitimate course has every student declare they expect nothing from it? If you were interviewed for placement at a college and a student admissions officer asked “What do you expect to get out of your time at our institution?” and you replied “no benefits whatsoever”, do you think that would help or hinder your application? What if the interviewer said to you “You have to declare you expect no benefits from our course”? But CMA are saying if even a hint of a potential benefit enters your mind, you must reject it and sign the form.

And here is Hartnett promoting the “benefits” of the Elite course:

28 March 2020 teleseminar

Many of us on the phone, probably over 450 people on the phone, have taken John’s advanced Elite Development course. What those people have learned through John’s grace and the Masters’ grace, we’ve learned to actually isolate some of those particular viruses, some of those particular ailments. Whether it’s Parkinson’s, in some cases cancer. And what we do once we isolate that through a certain procedure that’s taught through the Elite Development course we then ask the Master Angels for their help. It’s kind of like we call in the airforce and they specifically target those specific problems.

Does it work? It works.

Hartnett

All of this completely contradicts the Elite application disclaimer “I also fully acknowledge that no representations, promises or warranties, express or implied, have been made to me by Master Spiritual Teacher John Douglas or his associates as to the benefits or results that I may gain or experience as a result of attending any knowledge course, training, workshop seminar and the like.”

Impossible, unconscionable, misrepresentative.

The only personal benefit is to MJD’s bank account.

Some CMA members enthusiastic about their expectations for 2020’s Elite courses:

CMA Facebook, 3 August 2020

I trust they all first read the Elite disclaimer before applying and eliminated their expectations of any benefits whatsoever of attending, and communicated this necessity to new CMA recruits.

Another restrictive new addition on the Elite application form is the requirement for “Sponsors”:

The Elite level of the supposed “faith-based community Church open to all seekers of truth” is now like a private members’ club. A club whose Grand Poobah Supreme Grand Master John Douglas says is a “secret society of secret knowledge” while simultaneously having you sign a disclaimer which contradicts every reason you joined? CMA want to protect themselves from wavering casuals and infiltrators.

Would you be a member of a club that would have Hartnett and MJD as members?

Check Your Spam Folder

CMA’s newsletter and social media accounts have returned to life in the last two days, all sending out updates for the first time since mid-December.

All the posts are copies of the “Message from the CMA Board of Directors” that appeared on masterangels.org as I discussed a few days ago.

“Divine Times” CMA newsletter 13 March 2021. Note the sender name “Master John Douglas”

How the comeback appeared on CMA’s twitter, as example:

https://twitter.com/churchofma/status/1370498058446798848

CMA’s previous longest period of social media silence was Summer 2020 lasting almost 3 weeks, much shorter than the 3 months just ended. Again, they give no explanation for the absence but this time the reasons are clearer. CMA chairman and founder Christopher Hartnett has been spending his time ranting on Reddit and, it is said, hiding from legal process servers in North Carolina.

On Facebook many higher-ups continue to show blind loyalty to CMA by liking, sharing and commenting on the new posts:

But loyalty to whom? The elephant in the room is Master John Douglas who still isn’t mentioned in the newsletter or social media posts. In the past, every newsletter contained a sage MJD quote, a call to action and so on. E.g. :

“Sing a good song. Sing a loving song. Sing a kind song, and sing an innocent song.”

How can any true believer in CMA not ask why their guru has abandoned them? Why is his church giving him the cold shoulder? What function does CMA serve without their “prophetic minister” who “received knowledge and teaching of the healing arts telepathically from his spiritual companions the Master Angels”? Once lauded everywhere CMA were found, now not a single “thank you Supreme Grand Master John Douglas” to be seen.

They are all playing along with the front there are no deep problems for CMA and MJD.

I’m more interested in what their next updates will say, whenever they may be.

But the newsletter doesn’t totally wipe the slate clean – it was sent from help@masterjohndouglas.org