Springtime for CMA

CMA have announced their “Blissful Empowerment Tour” with an opening teleseminar on April 30th priced $99. Registration for ‘Silver’ and ‘Gold’ tour passes is open and likely priced at thousands of $ as in previous years. I expect the format of this “tour” to be entirely online audio streams like 2020.

May 11th update: I’m informed the “Blissful Empowerment Tour” follows same format as the Fall 2020 tour. 11 audio streams individually priced $250 and the Silver tour pass costs $2750. Do not send them money.

masterangels.org home page

Events were once announced and extensively promoted with unrestrained joy but none of CMA’s social media pages has mentioned any of it. A sure sign of CMA closing ranks and eventual decline.

I imagine only existing CMA members or newbies privately introduced are expected to attend these new events.

Christopher Hartnett’s big mistake was to formalize CMA and take it online. If instead it was kept on the downlow and local, Hartnett’s pushing of MJD might have remained on the fringes of transcendental meditation. But Hartnett, obsessed with going global, couldn’t resist using the Internet to help build a new imagined empire for MJD, to make CMA global virtually if not in the real world too. But Hartnett didn’t realize the Internet doesn’t behave like an unpaid promotions team or yes man. Nor is it the same Internet as in Hartnett’s younger years when to have a voice required traceable website ownership and a domain name purchase. Lies and scams get called out, by anyone anywhere.

https://masterangels.org/product/20210430-t-event-bj3manxar4o9z/

Here’s the mumbo-jumbo description for the April 30th teleseminar:

Each TeleSeminar is a way to get the latest unique insights from an Angelic perspective. Our guest speakers share the latest developments and spiritual concerns for our global audience. Registration includes a private online link to the event until four weeks after the tour.

Healing starts the moment registration is completed and continues powerfully at the event itself. Faith is what bridges the gap between a person’s karmic debt and their opportunity to be healed. During this event, participants receive powerful healings on multiple levels of mind, body, and spirit. Many issues are addressed during the group healing at the deepest “root” levels.

Each event is designed to impart a new level of perspective on and awareness of your energetic structures and their impact on your spiritual and physical health and well-being. Powerful healings on multiple levels of mind, body, and spirit are transmitted throughout the event, culminating in an extra-powerful group healing at the end.

If the new teleseminar and “tour” are anything like all their previous events they’ll consist merely of utter nonsense, self aggrandisement, baseless claims, interminable spiel, quack health advice, and other ramblings from the narcissistic charlatans Christopher Hartnett and “Master John Douglas”.

Simply stated in CMA’s own words, the tour will be of no benefit whatsoever.

My blog has lots of clips and analysis of previous teleseminars for those in any doubt.

There’s no explicit mention of MJD in the new event description. This is expected these days, an attempt to remove him and his troublesome presence from public gaze and critique. CMA continue to circle the wagons around him even as he holds sway over the entire operation.

Just so no-one forgets MJD and the absurdity he says and does, here’s another clip from the 2015 workshop video deleted from CMA’s YouTube. It comes just after he’s performed a “blessing” similiar to that seen in my previous clip.

2015 workshop with MJD, unknown location

You had for a moment the attention of all of the unknown celestial realm on your spirit. Something from every one of God’s creation came into you and its intelligence is now within you.

And for the reason of the following process you received that. We’ll do our general healing then I’ll be happy to be torturted by you for five minutes. But the next process for our new people whether you’re spiritual or not you’ll feel a difference.

To put it very simply, we’re going to allow the power of your soul to enter you to a level where it shouldn’t. Where you don’t deserve it to.

But we will restructure your energies down here to allow the soul to wipe your mind, emotions, and physiology of anything that is not corresponding to peace.

If I measure the new people [performs jerky arm & hand movements] especially after that blessing that’s a little higher than normal you have 40% peace in the mind, 10% peace in the mind, 30% peace. Your worries and stresses and agitations; neurotransmitters; thoughts; thoughts; emotions; tremor; look at her and look at him, what a bitch, I can’t [imitates babbling]; look at my pants today; look at my hair today; look at her, I hate her, what a bitch!

That’s all we do all day, right?

Look at that bitch in the lift!

That’s all we do.

MJD

Lest anyone mistake this post as promotion, I’ll clearly state:

I strongly discourage anybody from sending a single cent to CMA or taking part in the “Blissful Empowerment Tour” in any capacity. A fool and his or her money are soon parted.

Watch Christopher Hartnett introduce Master John Douglas

Videos of CMA chairman, founder and chief MJD promotor Christopher Hartnett are hard to find, as with MJD.

There are currently no videos of either men on CMA’s YouTube channel but in 2019 some seminar videos were posted only to be deleted a few months later for some reason. CMA like deleting things especially recently. Searching wider gives impression there are no videos of them anywhere.

I posted a video clip of MJD here but recently realized I don’t have a Hartnett video up. Today I’m changing that. If you have any more, send me details.

Enjoy (if that’s the right word) this short compilation of Hartnett introducing MJD at previous seminars in an undetermined location, circa 2018/2019. No doubt Hartnett had been speaking at great length each time, as heard in the teleseminars. This video was to promote the upcoming “Golden Rays of Bliss” tour. All the edits are CMA’s.

Hartnett: My greatest honor, my greatest time and I’m sure everybody’s gonna love it, Master John Douglas.

MJD: Ah thank you Chris.

[Audience applause]

Hartnett: Feel the bliss, be the bliss, experience the bliss. And John, on my knees, thank you for all you do.

MJD (?) : Here we go!

Note the glimpses of blue or yellow lanyards of Elite Development graduates worn by some attendees, as also seen in e.g. this photo:

Comments expressing bombastic excitement and praise typical of CMA higher-ups were left:

Look out for another MJD video I’ll be posting soon.


Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls, Part 2

On the 1st of this month McKayla posted on her @glohe_ Instagram wellness account a video of a waterfall with no contextual link to her long caption. But the video is a repost from her Heavenly Mountain visit last year to attend a CMA Elite Development Course, as I’ve discussed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CL5jz24jwDp/

Her long caption is about her recent kidney stones diagnosis and her goals for March, starting:

Happy March 1st my beautiful Glohe friends. I love you all a lot, and hope this month is a successful one for you!!

I was rushed to the ER in excruciating pain, and there I found out I have a few large kidney stones!! Yikes. I’m still waiting to meet with a specialist, because I might need some surgery — I’m not sure yet!

She neglected to mention in her caption the waterfall was from her visit to a man claiming superpowers to cure all kinds of digestive problems, blockages and a wealth of other issues she’s had, like fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue. Like a kind of Human Microscope and Molecular Laser.

She also didn’t mention if she first tried to use her own knowledge of those same powers to diagnose and cure herself:

Stated benefits of CMA and MJD’s Elite Development course, which McKayla graduated from.

Nor did she consider it worth mentioning if she will be mitigating her karma via her guru’s angelically-powered spiritual tools to prevent her problem recurring, and advising her followers to do likewise.

If she had revealed to her followers a true belief of this nonsense her account would instantly become a joke and end any thought she’s a credible voice for health or wellness. She knows she can’t be credible and also promote snake oil “spirit repair” CDs, “pendants dispelling negative frequencies” and training courses that teach “remote scanning“, “secret commands” and “self diagnosis“.

She did not mention those things but posting that waterfall indicates MJD and his training course were on her mind and associated with the topic she was writing about. Like her main account, @glohe_ is infected with his world of deception.

In fact her next post reads like it could’ve been written by MJD himself. Fixated with autoimmune diseases and the intestinal tract. Easy to read it in his voice. Her final slide is equivalent to CMA’s boilerplate disclaimers, effectively admitting we should ignore her because she’s only pretending to be knowledgeable, just like her “Master John”:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CL-WAVfjChA/

Location, Location, Location

A comment asks “Where is this? Looks beautiful and peaceful” but she has not replied.

I laid out my discovery of the general location in my first McKayla post and asked for more precise information for curiosity.

Thanks to an informed contact, I now know the waterfall is indeed on Heavenly Mountain, North Carolina. It’s a part of Laurel Creek called the “Blue Hole”. A pleasant and secluded place to visit by all accounts, if you’re a Heavenly Mountain resident in the know. It’s accessed by a few easy hiking trails.

Blue Hole sign

Significantly, it’s a short distance from the CMA chapel which like the Blue Hole and the whole of Heavenly Mountain is within private land. The exact map location is publicly available if you want to search the details.

I had guessed it must be somewhere fairly known and not purely CMA connected, so I was partially correct.

Just a small piece of a puzzle I was curious about.

Another comment on McKayla’s waterfall says “Now that is tranquility”. I agree it looks tranquil, beautiful and peaceful (usage of the rope swing excepted.) But I would warn visitors of running into CMA people such as Christopher Hartnett. Which is not a peaceful, tranquil or beautiful prospect.

Heavenly Mountain resident Hartnett visiting in 2010.

I guess MJD too has visited the waterfall in the past. I expect he will not be visiting in the future.

For now, it’s best to virtually visit the picturesque Blue Hole thanks to existing videos. The Blue Hole was there long before Hartnett and MJD ever set foot on Heavenly Mountain and it will still be there long after CMA.

“Hiking The Blue Hole | Boone, North Carolina”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-NyFyfeXT8
The Blue Hole – Blue Ridge Mountain Club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD4JswCYyuE